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fffightoffyourdemons:

Don’t do anything by half. If you love someone, love them with all your soul. When you go to work, work your ass off. When you hate someone, hate them until it hurts. - Henry Rollins

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blameaspartame:

*PLEASE READ WITH YOUR PARENTS PERMISSION*
other words to say instead of Curses:
1. “fuck” - “frick”
2. “shit” - “crud”
3. “asshole” - “b-hole”
4. “penis” - “wimple”
5. “boner” - “a Father bulge”
6. “queef” - “Mother’s wind”
7. “anal scrape” - “Spong Bob”

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SUMMER BREAK! ↘

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Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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laughingsquid:

Discontinued Crayon Colors You May have Forgotten

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I.love.perfect.teeth.

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When I move into my house, im going to designate a corner as The Bar.
Just put a bunch of weird shit in this corner
Get drunk
and then ponder it all

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